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Blast from past

2009-06-04T21:04:00.000+05:30

Read about my annaprashan ceremony here.

Of farts and songs

2009-06-03T19:38:00.001+05:30

How do you catch someone who has let out a silent killer fart. Read it here.

DLF IPL

2009-05-24T00:30:00.001+05:30

Read about my unconventional take on DLF IPL 2009 here.[link]

GV

2009-05-10T18:49:00.001+05:30

Read all about my GV(Grand Viva) experience here.

'Out!'

2009-04-14T09:31:00.000+05:30

Read about getting 'out' here.'Out!'

A Condom Tale : The Origins

2009-04-10T12:09:00.001+05:30

For all those lazy bums who decided to be lazy and for the unsolicited visitor on this blog.A Condom Tale : The Origins

A Condom Tale

2009-04-08T00:35:00.000+05:30

Well the post is at my new wordpress blog and I have to say wordpress is much better than blogger. So, all you lazy bums quickly blogroll my new blog. here's the linkA Condom Taleand yeah comment section is disabled so that you have to comment on my new blog :P

I'm alive

2009-03-18T12:28:00.005+05:30

Thanks for noticing. Was on a trip to Goa few days back. Since coming back I've been incredibly busy and will remain so for at least a month or so. So, unless something earth-shattering event happens like I fall dead you won't be hearing from me...will try to follow you guys the best I can. Anyhow thanks freya for the cute blogger award. The last time I checked into the mirror, I was anything but

:)

2009-02-28T17:00:00.004+05:30

All of you are wrong.The answer is Parvati Vaze, a model who bears an uncanny resemblance to Genelia D'souza ( the Jane tu ya jane na girl or the bommarillu girl to some) in this wallpaper.This wallpaper is from FHM's 2009 calendar where she is Miss October. A few other models and film-actresses make up the other months. My favorite is Bruna Abdullah (Miss January) who's VJ on Channel V...looks

Pehchaan kaun?

2009-02-27T20:31:00.003+05:30

Can You identify the girl in the picture? I bet you can't.Came across this joke today in Maxim's January 2009 issue.Height of embarrassment: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose first. OUCH!! Gave me stomach cramps this one.

Abracadabra

2009-02-26T11:53:00.002+05:30

Nothing's happening.I am...I don't know what I am.I don't want to read anything.Don't want to write.Don't want to watch.Don't want to sit.Don't want to stand.Don't want to walk.Don't want to sleep.Don't want to do anything.Don't want to do nothing.Just want to say 'Abracadabra' and *poof* just vanish oblivious to others and oblivious to me.Anything worthwhile mentioning over the past one week was

Most dedicated reporter

2009-02-21T16:52:00.001+05:30

25 Things

2009-02-18T21:17:00.004+05:30

Dhiren tagged me. I have to tell 25 things about me. Here I go.1. I drink lots and lots of water, maybe about 6 liters of water everyday. No...I don't run marathons or go to gym which necessitates this kind of behavior. I just drink water I don't find anything else to do.2.I analyze things a lot and I think about a lot of things.3.I am not a chatter-box. I speak only when I need to speak.4.I will

Not all things western are good

2009-02-17T11:04:00.001+05:30

Read this. Which brings us to the question "How much of sexual liberty is good?" and "Is sexual education doing any good in the west?" then why should we introduce it in India. This is total erosion of family values. Is mindless westernization eating into our Indian culture?

Inconveniences

2009-02-16T14:18:00.001+05:30

That's why I always prefer my own room.

Jai Bajrangbali ki

2009-02-16T10:28:00.001+05:30

Results of moral extremism. Thank god they didn't go ahead with wedding plans.

First Kiss

2009-02-11T18:21:00.002+05:30

Now, everybody's talking about Valentine's day and talking about crushes and love, I thought I should share a story. Now this story doesn't start with 'Once upon a time' coz that places the story quite a few ages back. I would say the story takes place about 15-16 years back in a small school of a very small town of say Chattisgarh(erstwhile M.P). The story is about a boy. Let's name him 'A'. A

Dev D: Sex,Slangs,Whores and Vodka.

2009-02-07T23:48:00.002+05:30

Yep....that's pretty much summarizes Anurag Kashyap's Modern Devdas. What I would say is the light-hearted scenes have been really done well. The film is seriously wanting in the serious portions of the film. Unlike Bhansali's Devdas, where you feel connected to his pain in love, you rarely feel the same kind of sympathy for this Dev. The crushed male libido of Dev is also not clearly portrayed

Blue Velvet

2009-02-04T13:34:00.005+05:30

I don't usually listen to English songs. Whichever I do, I come across them as a part of a movie/tv-series OST. Here's a song from David Lynch's Blue Velvet originally sung by Bobby Vinton. To aayeye sunte hai bobby vinton ki madhosh kar dene wali aawaz me yeh sugam sangeet. :PHope you enjoy it.And here's an inspirational video I came across after a long time. Click here.

Height of Love

2009-02-02T10:34:00.001+05:30

My bro is taking in loads of proteins into his body. I was intrigued coz he's not into body building and all. So, I asked him the reason and he said, 'She is two inches taller than me.' Aww...so that brings us to the question I'm gonna put forward to the guys that 'Would you go out with someone who's taller than you?' and to the gals that 'Wouldn't you want your guy to be taller than you or it

Springfest

2009-01-29T10:14:00.006+05:30

Spring fest got over last week...the last spring-fest for us. For those of you who don't know what it is, it's a cultural fest held at our college in spring. Simple enough? It's also the time when people from other colleges come over here and the campus gets to have a fair share of the fair sex.It started out on Thursday evening with Led Zepplica. It's a band that copies Led Zeppelin as simple as

The Wrath of Mummy

2009-01-23T15:34:00.003+05:30

I was reading Nita's post about parenting. Couldn't help as my thoughts ventured into how I was brought up. In my family, my dad was the lenient type and mom the stricter one. Initially, my mom didn't venture into the academic portion of my upbringing; that was left to my dad. But then two things happened.1. A KV(Kendriya Vidyalaya) opened in Dongargarh( a tehsil about 4 hours from Bhilai). In

Darwin and Akbar's folly

2009-01-19T17:03:00.001+05:30

Mom saw the picture of the gorilla at the Budapest zoo going under the scalpel for ovarian tumor and asked 'Did men came from gorillas?''Yeah, Darwin suggests so.' I answered.'Must be true. You know how I'm sure of it. That American lady who plays tennis, she exactly looks like one.'My father and I burst out in laughters. Poor Darwin. He had to undergo several years of research and that too on

Tag#2

2009-01-17T16:30:00.001+05:30

Saw this tag at somebody's blog (can't recall whose). Instantly caught my eye. The rules are simple enough: I have to do a google search for the answers to all the 18 questions and pick the picture on the first page with minimal explanation. Sounds interesting, eh?1.The age you'll be in your next b'day.2.The place you'll like to travel to.3.Your favorite place.4.Your favorite food/drink.5.Your

Kya figure hai...

2009-01-16T12:35:00.006+05:30

Yes, I'm talking about Deepika Padukone and if you are thinking about going to see this film, don't unless you are a Deepika drooler like me or if you have absolutely no work at all. This film makes 'Singh is King' look like a well crafted movie. What more can I say?? ;)PS: If all the girls were like Deepika *sigh*

Dance

2009-01-12T20:34:00.004+05:30

Just thought of sharing this with you.This guy is incredible. When was the last time you danced just for the sake of it?

A to [ ] of movies

2009-01-10T14:44:00.001+05:30

Well, I have seen this list of movies in alphabetical order at many blog posts. Being the movie buff that I am I decided to take it up. The list are solely my preferences if I am given with the choice of watching just one movie from each alphabet. A: As Good As It Gets One of my favorite romantic comedy. Jack Nicholson gives commendable performance as a obsessive compulsive misanthropic man.

Song of the year

2009-01-09T20:06:00.001+05:30

Yes, I’m talking about the buzz of the town. The song on everybody’s lips. Here’s the emosanal atyachaar. Few things about the song 1. Abhay Deol gulping down a whole khamba of smirnoff at one go. 2.The dance of the bride. Kya kamar lachkayi hai!! and the petrified look on the face of the groom…huhaa. 3. I want this Harish band at my wedding orchestra. I simply love it. 4. Eagerly waiting

Tag#1

2009-01-05T14:36:00.001+05:30

I was tagged by Suresh some time back. RULE #1 People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs and replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves. RULE #2 Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. Continue this

On 31st eve

2009-01-01T18:42:00.001+05:30

1. We decided to watch Ghajini at the local Bombay cinema hall. Have to say that it’s loads better than Rab ne bana di jodi. Total paisa wasool film. But, perhaps seeing it at the local theatre made the whole experience more enjoyable. I think Local theatres are far better than multiplexes. i) They are like way way cheaper than multiplexes (ideal in a world of recession). ii) You can whistle,

Breach

2008-12-31T19:13:00.001+05:30

‘Physical fitness…a term more and more people are getting acquainted with and are incorporating in their lives. That’s precisely the reason this place will be swarming with people in a few moments from now. More and more people trying to extend their lives, stretching out the window in hope of enjoying more out of life…at least that’s what the tabloids and the crispy buttered editions of the

Campus News

2008-12-24T20:06:00.001+05:30

Phew!! Phase-I of placements over. Just 50% junta placed in 22 days. Recession has, well not only distributed pink-slips in bounty, it has made sure that creation of new jobs almost impossible. Industrial output has fallen for the first time since 1993. 3 wing mates still berozgar, so not a very merry Christmas after all. Last year it was raining money in here with 90% placed inside 7 days.

Holy Crap!!

2008-12-18T11:40:00.001+05:30

Yeah. That’s what came outta my mouth when I got the following results. See for yourself. In case you can’t see the pic properly it says ‘We think http://aks-e-abhishek.blogspot.com is written by a woman(83%). I don’t think I am a feminist at all. I dropped an already dead girl from the 4th storey of a building for god’s sake. It would be really interesting to see how it turns out for you

Breaking the Circle

2008-12-16T18:43:00.001+05:30

It was a sultry Sunday afternoon. After browsing through the NY times best seller list, being a book worm I am, I couldn’t stop myself and rushed to the Inorbit mall. Surprisingly for a Sunday, the mall wore a deserted look. As I hopped through the escalator, my eyes caught a fleeting glance of a pretty face going down. ‘Should I turn?.’ and then what?. ‘Talk to her?? Sure…nothing can be

My Rainbow

2008-12-04T14:10:00.000+05:30

Your rainbow is strongly shaded white. What is says about you: You are a contemplative person. You appreciate quiet moments. People depend on you to make them feel secure.Find the colors of your rainbow at spacefem.com.Idea from Firebolt's blog

The Broken Bottle

2008-12-01T08:15:00.001+05:30

‘Look look look’, Utki was animatedly pointing at something. We all turned around to see a bottle being played around in the waves. ‘He has finally lost his mind’ , all of us thought. ‘What???’, he was taken aback by the lack of response from us. ‘You don’t get it, do you? Arey! the bottle is broken at the bottom and a terrorist is using it to breathe underneath the sea.’ ‘Ohhh’, exclaimed

Rehman:The Virtuoso

2008-11-27T07:39:00.000+05:30

I have always liked Rehman’s music. I think there’s no way you can dislike a Rehman creation. There are 2 ways of reacting to a Rehman composition. Either you like it instantly or you hear it over and over again and then it strikes, ‘Hey! this is not so bad. In fact, its great.’ (‘Pappu can’t dance sala’, was something like that.) Yuvvraaj belonged to the former category. Its music was its only

Semantics

2008-11-24T04:57:00.000+05:30

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Dasvidaniya

2008-11-19T12:18:00.000+05:30

Hmm…well if you are looking for ‘Bheja Fry’ or ‘Khosla ka Ghosla’ then you are in for disappointment. The main protagonist is someone you can identify with…a middle class man with the ‘loser’ tag hung on him.The plot is inspired from ‘The Bucket List’. First time director Sushant Sharma has done an appreciable job, but the screenplay doesn’t pack enough material to inspire a second viewing.

Reluctant Dreamers

2008-11-14T21:32:00.000+05:30

This ad came in TOI once, a few months back. It caught my eye instantly. Few days later, I was reminded of it. I thought it would be great to cut the clipping and attach it to my room. But, after fervent rummaging through the newspapers, I couldn't find it.Yesterday, I accidentally found it on a site. I find it so appealing. I don't think there are many people in this world who actually do what

Bovine Booze

2008-11-11T23:05:00.000+05:30

"The Bihari guy that comes over at minu's says he drinks a liter of milk everyday." That was my Mom trying to motivate me into drinking milk again."Good for him", I replied quirking my head. "But I think I will pass.""Don't your friends drink milk ?" she continued."No.""What do they drink then ?", she enquired all revved up to hear something interesting."Nothing." I responded after a brief pause.

Why So Serious ???

2008-11-06T13:48:00.000+05:30

The present wallpaper currently graces my Desktop. The last time Aamir was seen bare-bodied was in 'Fanaa' and it has to said that there has been a colossal change in his physique.Well, I am looking forward to the clash of the titans in December when SRK's 'Rab ne bana di Jodi' will be pitted against Aamir's 'Ghajini'.I'll be rooting for SRK coz well you know:'Aaj tak King Khan se koi jeet paya

I was never a Complan Guy

2008-11-05T18:26:00.000+05:30

I was never a Complan guy as a part of my growing years. I never liked its flavor. I was more of a Horlicks/Bournvita guy. Here's the original Complan guy (Shahid kapoor) and Complan girl (Ayesha takia).

Kuch Khaas Hai Hum Sabhi me...

2008-11-05T00:00:00.000+05:30

Found really old Cadbury ads...thought that it would make for a really nice post.1.This video I think is the oldest one among the lot. Who can recognize Rakhi (Bigg Boss 2 fame) from the ad...eh??The first one in chronology (at least that's what I think)2.This one is the most memorable of the lot and who wouldn't want to dance like the girl in front of a whole crowd. I know I would although

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

2008-10-30T09:35:00.001+05:30

Here’s my favorite theme song (used in the hit BBC series Coupling) beautifully sung by Doris Day. I appreciate it coz I can relate to it very much. CLICK HERE to listen to the song. Technorati Tags: doris day,lyrics

Little Boxes

2008-10-17T15:15:00.000+05:30

The song was written by Malvina Reynolds in 1962. The song satirizes the conformist views of our bourgeois society and how our souls have become square along with our personality. Little boxes on the hillside, Little boxes made of tickytacky Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes all the same There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one And they're all

Ode to Love

2008-10-05T10:55:00.000+05:30

Some words of yours to me suggested How, through the fog of war and peace A pulse beat on, that strained and tested No loss could mute, nor sorrow mute To trace this pulse through its confusions, Illusions, allusions, elusions, And limn its complex graph of love, No skin of words is fine enough Does this half-filial endeavour Hold half a chance of half success Even to track your

When she called ...

2008-10-05T10:54:00.000+05:30

I have a weird situation going on in my house where my brother’s gf has to call on my mobile in order to talk to him (he’s still in school…so no mobile of his own). I also have to make sure that my mom doesn’t get a whiff of this situation otherwise she’s gonna smack his ass white. (He’s supposed to seriously prepare for JEE et al) So, a couple of days back she gives a call while we were

Resurrection

2008-10-03T12:55:00.000+05:30

When everything looked So haplessly bleak When every direction sounded The discordant note When every blow of air seemed Like a tight slap on the face When every iota of second seemed Like a miniscule part of eternity Along came an angel and No ordinary was this angel For he had hope, faith and belief And grandeur of a thousand sun The gust of air that surrounded him Had

Hype, Hoopla and Heroes

2008-10-02T19:12:00.000+05:30

All the hype (read: positive hype) and anticipation surrounding heroes season 3 premiere came to a very abrupt end as me, utki and kaka clamoured ourselves to end of the 2 hour long (omg!!) premiere. So, what do a whole lot of bunch of people with whatever ridiculous powers one can think of do? …they work to save the world and how? ...by fucking up the already fine working world by going back

Namaste Mataji

2007-10-18T17:21:00.000+05:30

T.V advertisements do thrown up sometimes some hilarious ideas. One such advertisement is that of Luxemburg Suiting. In the advertisement, a guy is working with his boss on some important work when a sexy chick comes in through the door. The guy blurts out …woooooooow…His boss snaps in saying that she’s his wife. The guy improvises saying

Aneek Wins

2007-10-18T17:07:00.000+05:30

Of all the hoards of reality shows, I have been following Saregamapa 2007. The 3 finalists were Aneek(from Bengal), Amanat(from Pakistan) and Raja(from Rajasthan). From the eyes of a rational viewer, if I were to pick up the singer who deserved to win the challenge, then I would certainly go for Amanat Ali.