Mom saw the picture of the gorilla at the Budapest zoo going under the scalpel for ovarian tumor and asked 'Did men came from gorillas?'
'Yeah, Darwin suggests so.' I answered.
'Must be true. You know how I'm sure of it. That American lady who plays tennis, she exactly looks like one.'
My father and I burst out in laughters. Poor Darwin. He had to undergo several years of research and that too on finches to arrive at the same conclusion.
On Sunday times editorial page, M J Akbar in his article 'India, Pak aren't neighbors; they are worlds apart' suggests 'If a poll were taken in India, asking whether Pakistan should be relocated in Latin America, the answer would be an unanimous yes.' I think Mr. Akbar completely misses the point. Even if such a poll is taken in Pakistan, before casting any choice the question asked would be 'Who gets to keep Kashmir?' ;)
Akbar should have known better. Personally, I feel India should be relocated right past Brazil. That way the carnival dancers would be just stone's throw away from us. :D
Few things are as revered in Brazilian culture as the bunda-the female posterior. Just like God who's omnipresent in here, the bunda has its conspicuous presence in there.
PS: I always had this feeling that I was born in the wrong country.
9 comments:
We being transported to right past Brazil ???
Not a bad idea at all... I always wanted to visit the amazon !! would be nearer that way !!!
THE FEMALE POSTERIOR AND BRASIL..
hahaha..
no wonder ronaldo did not score any goal in that 3-0 loss to france in 98
Darwin didn't knew that 'Sab chehre pe likha hota hain' :)
First it was deepika padukone, now brazillian carnival dancers. :)
Hmmm.... I believe some chemical reaction is taking place inside yout body. :)
eeeks ur such a boy :(( brazilian carnival dancers it seems...gah!! jumped from deepika to skimpy dancers in bikinis huh? X-(
i liked the post, it was a nice blend of two different things and ur mom is so cute :D :D :D
guys I am just 21...what do you expect???
@mads...abhi meri mom se mili kahan ho???...ek baar mil lo saari cuteness bhul jaogi
haha...
Typically men :)
Brazil is a nice place though and from wat I hear they have traffic rules as bad as ours, so its gonna be easy to be located next to them or infact in Brazil itself :D
Your mom is a complete sweetheart... ;)
Nice read....Don't cal Williams Sisters Gorilla....they'll sue you for Racism... ;)
@harshita
never could quite comprehend that term...typically men!!
@alok
whoever said abt william sisters ;)
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